). Being lazy, I looked online for the lyrics already typed. I was about to post it when I realized the song had been changed!
At first, I thought something was lost in translation because I got the lyrics from a French site; but, nope...lyricsmania has the same thing. So, here's the
(if I remember correctly - changed terminology is indicated). Of course, I'm partial to the original for such whimsies as, "J is for jugular vein, donkey and joy." But, you be the judge:
Alphabet Song (modernized)
A is for armpit, acne and alchemy,
Au naturel and alcohol, albatross and atrophy,
Athlete's foot and anchovy, asthma and autopsy
B is for bombshell, bacteria and me.
C is for cantankerous, canker sore and candy,
D is for dumbbell, doody balls and dandy,
E is for egghead, enema and ear wax,
F is for follicle, fatty cell and fax.
G is for grotesque, gross and glockenspiel
H is for hernia, hemmorhoids (I hope they heal).
I is for imbecile, interface and Illinois
J is for jugular vein, jaundice and joy
K is for kickback, karma and killer bee
L is for lint ball, lymph node, and larceny.
M is for mayonnaise, mayhem and misogynist,
N is for nonsense, nudity and nit.
O is for oatmeal, oreos and oleo,
P is for politics, Pat and Edgar Allen Poe,
Q is for quadruple and R is for rude,
S is for S-hook and T is for two.
U is for undulate and V is for villany,
W is too hard and so is X, Y and Z
Alphabet Song (original)
A is for armpit, acne and alchemy,
Au naturel and alcohol, albatross and atrophy,
Athlete's foot and atom bomb, asthma and autopsy
B is for bombshell, bacteria and me.
C is for cantankerous, canker sore and candy,
D is for dumbbell, doody balls and dandy,
E is for egghead, ego and electrocute,
F is for a dirty word, fillet fish and Fu Manchu
G is for grotesque, gross and genocide
H is for hernia, hemmorhoids and highrise
I is for idiot, Indian and Iroquois
J is for jugular vein, donkey and joy
K is for kite, kick and kootie
L is for lavatory, lick and looney.
M is for mayonnaise, mayhem and misogynist,
N is for nonsense, nudity and nit.
O is for oatmeal, oreos and oleo,
P is for politics, Pat and Edgar Allen Poe,
Q is for quadruple and R is for rude,
S is for shiftless and T is for two.
S is for S-hook and T is for two.
U is for undulate and V is for villany,
W is too hard and so is X, Y and Z
Wonder what timely terminology he next iteration will bring:
...B is for blu-ray, beaujolais and blackwater
C is for cloned cats, collagen and Ann Coulter
D is for dioxin, death ray and digitized
E is for energy, evangel and electrolyzed...?